Not So Famous Quotes
I have coworkers (one in particular) who regularly say interesting things; Some are original quotes, and some are repeated but unattributed – usually because nobody seems to remember where they heard it. I’ve collected them here for your enjoyment.
- I almost feel like I haven’t had the cup of coffee that I don’t drink
- You can’t enjoy anybody’s misfortunes any more
- It’s a one-sided board… except for the parts on the back.
- Bananas are good for your cancer.
- If you’ve got cancer, you could use two bananas.
- They’re not as bad as they smell.
- There is a high “might” possibility that I’ll get to it today.
- That is cover your ass in 3D.
- He is full of leadership.
- Before you grease the skids, be sure you know where they’re pointing.
- It’s not what I said, it’s how you interpret it.
- The only thing I do right away is procrastinate.
- I didn’t remember that. I was saving my brain for the important stuff.
- There is no problem that cannot be solved with more oversight.
- I don’t have the desire to be hungry right now.
- You couldn’t make these mistakes without knowing what you are doing
- Political correctness is the belief that you can pick up a turd from the clean end.
- Being president is like running a cemetery — you’ve got a lot of people under you and nobody’s listening.: Bill Clinton
- I have to take yesterday off.
- I don’t like lying to the internet.
- The internet loves lying to me.
- It is now more off than it was before.
- I feel like a broken record talking to a brick wall.
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